Shopping Too Dangerous For Top Policeman

For reasons of personal safety , a top South Wales copper  has admitted to ditching his habit of walking around a supermarket , reminiscent of former Labour Deputy Prime Minister Harriett Harman’s faux pas when spotted walking around her constituency in a stab-proof vest.

Chief Constable of South Wales , Peter Vaughan , in an interview with respected journal ‘Jane’s Police Review’ stated:

“I used to be able to walk around my local supermarket but now someone else will do my shopping for security reasons.”

Perhaps he should ask a pensioner to do it for him. Meanwhile the rest of us have to brave the real world. It’s not all bad news though , as the top man of South Wales’ finest ( if not bravest) states that he missed doing his own shopping.

“It sounds strange, but I liked going for a walk and taking a breather.”

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