October 14th, 2009
The Large Hadron Collider just can't seem to catch a break, and has had nothing but bad luck in its search for the elusive Higgs boson particle. The Collider has had so much bad luck in fact, that scientists are beginning to look into the realms of sabotage as a cause for the multiple problems that have plagued the project from its start. But this is not sabotage in the normal sense of the word, as scientists are seriously beginning to look at the future as a possible cause.
Could it be that someone or something from the future or another dimension, is deliberately trying to prevent the discovery of the Higgs boson particle?
"It must be our prediction that all Higgs producing machines shall have bad luck," Dr. Nielsen said in an e-mail message. In an unpublished essay, Dr. Nielson said of the theory, "Well, one could even almost say that we have a model for God." It is their guess, he went on, "that He rather hates Higgs particles, and attempts to avoid them."
While the project scientists admit that this theory sounds a little strange to say the least, they also admit that it is a possibility.
While it is a paradox to go back in time and kill your grandfather, physicists agree there is no paradox if you go back in time and save him from being hit by a bus. In the case of the Higgs and the collider, it is as if something is going back in time to keep the universe from being hit by a bus. Although just why the Higgs would be a catastrophe is not clear. If we knew, presumably, we wouldn't be trying to make one.
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