August 28th, 2009
Some enterprising Atheists are creating a business based on a Christian sects bizarre belief system, a belief that they will all be magically floated away by Jesus at the end of the world. This wacky notion is called the Rapture, and while its labeled as the saving of the righteous and the true believers, in reality it's ultimately giant a 'fuck you' to all non-believers and subscribers of 'other' religious flavors.
But what about the pets of these Rapture belivin', Jesus lovin' folks?
You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.
This is where a joke turned business comes in to play...
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